Thursday, May 22, 2008

Rishte kaanch...........

Rishte kaanch k bane hotay hain,
Jo tutne pr chubhte hain,

Hatheli pr sambhal kr rakhna in ko,
Kyoun k tutne me pal or jurne mebarso lete hain......

Kuch khuwab hain...............

Kuch Khuwab hain jin ko likhna hai,,
Taabeer ki Surat deni hai,
Kuch log hain ujre dil wale,
jinhain apni mohabbat deni hai,
Kuch phool hain jun ko chun'na hai,
Aur haar ki surat deni hai,
Kuch apni neenden baqi hain,
Jinhen baantna hai Kuch logon main,
Unko bhi to raahat deni hai,

Aey umr.e.rawaa!!!!

Aahista chal!!!!!!!!!

Abhi khaasa Karz chukana hai.....
Abhi khaasa Karz chukana hai.....

Waqt kam tha..........

Waqt kam tha baatain adhori reh gain,
Achay logon se mulaqatain adhore reh gain,

Us k janay k bad barsa aankhon se pani bht,
Kon kehta hai barsatain adhori reh gain................

I like grapes..............

I like grapes,
Bcoz itz boneless,

And i like u,
Bcoz U r brainless,

HA..HA..HA..
felt bad??

come on yaar itz juz a


fact yaar.........:-)

Yaadain hoti hain.......

Yaadain hoti hain satane k liye,
Koi rotha hai phir man janay k liye,

Rishte banana koi mushkil to nahe,
Par jaan tk chali jate hai osay nibhanay k liye..........

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Old man walking.......

Old man walking on street,
See a child trying 2 reach a door bell......

Old man goes to da door,
Rings the bell & says:wht else lil man??

Child:
Chacha ab bhaaggggggg................

Teacher:if i said.......

Teacher:
If i said u lacked 'PERSPICACITY',
What it mean u needed?

Student:
A DICTIONARY.........

Teacher........

Teacher:
What is your father name in english?
Student:
BEAUTIFUL RED UNDERWEAR.............

Teacher:
Are u joking?
Student says:
My father name is SUNDER LAAL CHADDA..........

Ek young couple.......

Ek young couple park me bethe hoe,
CHIPS kha rahay thay,
aur aik dosre ke aankhon may,
khoye hoe thay.........

Suddenly larki ne pocha:
Is suhane sham me,
hm donon is tarah bethe hoe hain
kuch feel ho raha hai????

Larka:haan
Larke:kya????

Larka:
yehi k tum mujhse zyada CHIPS kha rahe ho.......

Stars are seen...........

Stars are seen together,
Yet they are so far apart.......

Good friends may not speak everyday,
But remember they r alwaz linked Heart to Heart.........