I like grapes..............

I like grapes,
Bcoz itz boneless,

And i like u,
Bcoz U r brainless,

HA..HA..HA..
felt bad??

come on yaar itz juz a


fact yaar.........:-)

Old man walking.......

Old man walking on street,
See a child trying 2 reach a door bell......

Old man goes to da door,
Rings the bell & says:wht else lil man??

Child:
Chacha ab bhaaggggggg................

Teacher:if i said.......

Teacher:
If i said u lacked 'PERSPICACITY',
What it mean u needed?

Student:
A DICTIONARY.........

Teacher........

Teacher:
What is your father name in english?
Student:
BEAUTIFUL RED UNDERWEAR.............

Teacher:
Are u joking?
Student says:
My father name is SUNDER LAAL CHADDA..........

Ek young couple.......

Ek young couple park me bethe hoe,
CHIPS kha rahay thay,
aur aik dosre ke aankhon may,
khoye hoe thay.........

Suddenly larki ne pocha:
Is suhane sham me,
hm donon is tarah bethe hoe hain
kuch feel ho raha hai????

Larka:haan
Larke:kya????

Larka:
yehi k tum mujhse zyada CHIPS kha rahe ho.......

Bahu:Maa ji.....

Bahu:Maa ji,
WO abhe tk nahe aye,
kahen kisi dosre larki k sath...............

Saas:Aray kalmuhi,
TU hamesha ulta q sochte hai?
Ho sakta hai truck k neeche aagaya ho.........

How did a rat.....

How did a rat purpose a cat.....??
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O BILLO RANI KAHO TO ABHE JAN DEY DUN..........