Thursday, May 22, 2008

Rishte kaanch...........

Rishte kaanch k bane hotay hain,
Jo tutne pr chubhte hain,

Hatheli pr sambhal kr rakhna in ko,
Kyoun k tutne me pal or jurne mebarso lete hain......

Kuch khuwab hain...............

Kuch Khuwab hain jin ko likhna hai,,
Taabeer ki Surat deni hai,
Kuch log hain ujre dil wale,
jinhain apni mohabbat deni hai,
Kuch phool hain jun ko chun'na hai,
Aur haar ki surat deni hai,
Kuch apni neenden baqi hain,
Jinhen baantna hai Kuch logon main,
Unko bhi to raahat deni hai,

Aey umr.e.rawaa!!!!

Aahista chal!!!!!!!!!

Abhi khaasa Karz chukana hai.....
Abhi khaasa Karz chukana hai.....

Waqt kam tha..........

Waqt kam tha baatain adhori reh gain,
Achay logon se mulaqatain adhore reh gain,

Us k janay k bad barsa aankhon se pani bht,
Kon kehta hai barsatain adhori reh gain................

I like grapes..............

I like grapes,
Bcoz itz boneless,

And i like u,
Bcoz U r brainless,

HA..HA..HA..
felt bad??

come on yaar itz juz a


fact yaar.........:-)

Yaadain hoti hain.......

Yaadain hoti hain satane k liye,
Koi rotha hai phir man janay k liye,

Rishte banana koi mushkil to nahe,
Par jaan tk chali jate hai osay nibhanay k liye..........

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Old man walking.......

Old man walking on street,
See a child trying 2 reach a door bell......

Old man goes to da door,
Rings the bell & says:wht else lil man??

Child:
Chacha ab bhaaggggggg................

Teacher:if i said.......

Teacher:
If i said u lacked 'PERSPICACITY',
What it mean u needed?

Student:
A DICTIONARY.........

Teacher........

Teacher:
What is your father name in english?
Student:
BEAUTIFUL RED UNDERWEAR.............

Teacher:
Are u joking?
Student says:
My father name is SUNDER LAAL CHADDA..........

Ek young couple.......

Ek young couple park me bethe hoe,
CHIPS kha rahay thay,
aur aik dosre ke aankhon may,
khoye hoe thay.........

Suddenly larki ne pocha:
Is suhane sham me,
hm donon is tarah bethe hoe hain
kuch feel ho raha hai????

Larka:haan
Larke:kya????

Larka:
yehi k tum mujhse zyada CHIPS kha rahe ho.......

Stars are seen...........

Stars are seen together,
Yet they are so far apart.......

Good friends may not speak everyday,
But remember they r alwaz linked Heart to Heart.........

Mohabbat ke saza......

Mohabbat ke saza be misaal de usne,
Udas rehne ki adat se dal de usne,

Mene jab b apna banana chaha us ko,
Baaton baaton me baat tal de usne.......

"Dour reh kr b us say.........

"Dour ja kar b us say
"Dour ja na sakay

"Kitnay roye kisi ko
"Bata na sakay

"Dard ye nahi hai k wo
"Humein mil na saka

"Dard ye hai k hm
"Usay bhula na sakay.........

Upar walay ne..........

Upar walay ne ek dost mere liye bnaya hai,
Jise tere roop me mene paya hai,

Tu mere dil me aesay samaya hai,
Jese purani haweli me "BHOOT" ghus aya hai..........

Monday, May 19, 2008

Jo aansu na hote.......

Jo AANSU na hote AANKHON mein....
To AANKHAIN itni KHUBSURAT na hote....

Jo DARD na hota DIL me.....
To KHUSHI ke KEEMAT pata na hote.......

Jo BEWAFAI na ki hoti WAQT ne to....
To WAFA ke kbhe CHAHAT na hote.......

Agar SOCHNE se pore ho jaten MURADAIN.....
To DUAON ki kbhe ZARORAT na hote.............

Na atay khud...............

Na aate khud kabhi Hamein to bulaya Hota
Dil mein hai jo baat kabhi Hamein bhi bataya Hota
Hum ne bulaya tha tumhein kayi baar Sanam per tum na Aaye
Mohabbat se na sahi nafrat se hi Hamein kabhi bulaya Hota

Yaadein leker jee rahe hain hum Teri
Aye Bewafa Sanam
Gham to bohat diye tu ne kabhi
Khushi se bhi Hamein Nawaaza Hota

Jis tarha jal raha hoon main is Mohabbat ki aag Mein
Kaash tu ne bhi kabhi khud ko is aag mein jalaya Hota
Khud to jee rahe ho Khushi se bhula ker Hamein
Aaye Zalim ye bhoolne ka hunar kaash hum ko bhi sikhaya Hota...............

AB jo bicharay hain...........

Ab Jo Bichray Hain To Ehsas Huwa Hay Hum Ko....

Dard Kya Hota Hay Tanhayi Kisay Kehtay Hain.............

Bhale dinon ke baat hai.........

Bhalay dinoan ki baat hai
Bhali si aik shakl thee
Naa yeh kay husn-e-tamam ho
Naa daikhnay main aam sa

Na yeh kay wo chalay to phir
Bahar rehguzar lagay
Magar wo jab bhi saath ho
Bhala bhala safar lagay

Koi bhi rutt hoa us ki chup
Fiza ka rang roop tha
Woh garmioun ki chaoon tha
Wo sardioun ki dhoop tha

Naa muddatoun juda rahay
Naa saath subh-o-shaam ho
Naa rishta-e-wafa pay zid
Naa yeh kay azn-e-aam ho

Naa aisi khush libaasian
Kay saadgi gilaa karay
Naa aisi baytakaluffi
Kay aaina haya karay

Naa ekhtilaat main wo ram
Kay badmaza hon khwahishain
Naa iss qadar supurdagi
Kay zich karain nawazishain

Naa aashqi junoon kee
Kay zindagi azaab ho
Naa is qadar khatoor pan
Kay dosti kharab ho

Kabhi to baat pay kafi
Kabhi sukoot bhi sukhan
Kabhi to kusht-e-zafraan
Kabhi udaasioun ka ban

Bhali si aik shakl thee
Bhali si us ki dosti
Ab uskee yaad raat din
Naheen, magar kabhi kabhi ..............

Milo k aaj........

Milo k aaj koi ru-baru kr lain,
ye q hain durian kuch ispe guftagu kr lain,

Karaingay phir he ibadat tmharay chehray ke,
k pehle aankhon ko ashkon se BA-WAZU kr lain..........

Fakat is dar se...............

Fakat is dar se sona chor diya hmne

K wo khawabon me b bichra to to mar jain gay hm..........

Mohabbat phir muhabbat hai...........

Mohabbat phir Mohabbat hai,
Kabhi Dil Se Nahi Jati,

Lakhon rang hain is ke,
Ajab hi dhang hain is ke,

Kabhi sehra,kabi darya,
Kabhi jugno, kabi ansoo,

hazaroon roop rakhti hai,
Badan jhulsa ke jo rakh de,

Eo dhop rakhti hai,
Kabi ban kar ye ek jugnoo,

shab-e-gham ke andheron main,
Dilon ko aas deti hai,

Kabi manzil kinaray par,
sadiyon ke musafir ko,

faqat ek payas deti hai,
Aziyat hi Aziyat hai,

mohabbat phir mohabbat hai,
Kabhi Dil se Nahi Jati.................

Friday, May 2, 2008

Bahu:Maa ji.....

Bahu:Maa ji,
WO abhe tk nahe aye,
kahen kisi dosre larki k sath...............

Saas:Aray kalmuhi,
TU hamesha ulta q sochte hai?
Ho sakta hai truck k neeche aagaya ho.........

Aaj dil poch betha........

Aaj DIL pooch betha apne he tasveer se"

Tu ne kya paya hai apne taqdeer se"

Aap ke tasveer DIL ko dikhae or kaha"

Aesa DOST paya hai duniya ke bheer se............."

Arz kiya hai......

Arz kiya hai..!!!

Wo bole mehfil me hamare joote kho gaye,
ab ghar kese gain gay??????????

Hmne kaha aap shiri to shuru kijiye,
itne aaingay k gin b nahe paingay..............

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Friendship is a silent gift....

Friendship is a silent gift of nature,

more old,

more strong,

more clear,

more deep,

more close,

more warm,

less words,

More Understanding...!!

How did a rat.....

How did a rat purpose a cat.....??
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O BILLO RANI KAHO TO ABHE JAN DEY DUN..........

Making u happy iz.........

Making u happy iz my "DREAM",

Praying 4 u iz my "DUTY",

AND,

Disturbing u iz my "LIFE".........

Ehsas e arzoo ko dil se.....

Ehsas e arzo ko dil se mita na sakoge,

Bholna chaho hame to bhula na sakoge,

Ye chiraag e dosti hai Dil se jalaya hai hmne,

Jal jaoge magar bhuja na sakoge.....

Har dil faryaad nahi krta.....

Har dil faryaad nahi krta!!!

Har koi kisi ko yaad nahi karta!!!

Bhool jaaye hum aapko 1 pal k liye bhi!!!

Iss baat par dil aitbaar nahi krta!!!

A meaningful sentence....

A meaningful sentence written at a graveyard:

AS YOU ARE,
SO WE WERE,
AS WE ARE,
SO SHALL YOU BE!!!

its a silentmessage for all...........

Elahi aaj ye farman likh de.....

Elahi aaj ye farman likh de,

Har khushi sms parhanay walay k naam likh de,

Agar us ki khushi k liye mere jaan chahiye,

To us ke mout b mere naam likh de...........